I’m going to get an online ass beating really soon.
I feel it.
It’s what I get.
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Hi!
Hi!
Today’s daily post is being written by a person who is really high. Yes, I’m publicly announcing that, I, Jonathan Gaurano, am baked out of my mind in the kitchen with a friend. Rules are simple. Just write. Don’t look back. Publish. Here we go: Continue reading “Hi!”
DM Crises
Long story short:
- I direct messaged a beautiful girl (who I actually met in real life) on Instagram
- She responded in less than 30 minutes.
- I didn’t SEE the response… for 9 WEEKS!
This is all.
Life is hilarious folks.
Lesson to be had today?
Always check your direct messages. You just never know.
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