How To Become James Franco: Pulling Out The Weeds in Your Life

I was going to write about the mistakes I’ve made in my life because I fuck up all the time. I’ve been known to make rash decisions without really thinking about the consequences. And, in doing so, I usually get caught (100% of the time actually because I really suck at covering my tracks), someone gets hurt, and guilt consumes my body.

But, I don’t want to talk about that right now because I do not have time to write such a thing: it requires a ton of self-emotional-reflection.

Anyway, today I want to talk about James Franco. Yes, James Franco the actor slash amazing eclectic individual who seems to be able to do everything. When he was 28 years old he was attending Yale’s Phd writing program, writing movie scripts, acting in several movies, writing a fucking novel, and even directing a film.

Even today he’s known to continue this path and I don’t think his productivity is going away anytime soon. And, I want to follow in the steps of James Franco.

Hell, if he can do it – so can I? Right?

Yes? I mean. Yes.

What am I talking about?

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